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David Golumbia

We lost our dear friend David Golumbia this week. David loved Internet Chronicle, but first we were his fans.

David was a generous friend. This is a personal account of my interactions with him, our friendship, and his lasting impact on the digital humanities.

—hatesec

Golumbia will be sorely missed.

His new book, and largest project ever, is coming out soon from University of Minn. Press. It is called Cyberlibertarianism, and appears to be a comprehensive look at the mechanisms for consolidation of power within emerging digital spaces, with examples of companies asserting what they feel is their right to create online social spaces, while publicly expressing an intention to put guardrails on AI, but resisting regulation of any kind.

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Radio Havana: Trollcow Syndrome

In her chronicle.su in-depth exclusive, Trollcow recounts life with Havana Syndrome, Josh Moon of Kiwifarms, the tragic and mysterious death of Martin Skinner, and the strange, still-unexplained medical devices the two were made to wear.

Together with kilgoar and hatesec, the three work to unpack the twin mysteries behind a shared illness in Monaco, and the untimely death of a colleague in Dubai.

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Radio X — Twitter is burning down

Join kilgoar and hatesec as the Internet Chronicle writers discuss Goth Dangerfield, George Lowe (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast), and Skipper Doug Jackson of SV Seeker, who lives on his boat and cannibalizes his YouTube audience like a cult leader.

Also, Elon Musk destroys Twitter. This episode covers the possibility that perhaps he is “dumb, and bad at business,” but probably his intentions are more sinister than that.

Radio Hate is brought to you by the Internet Chronicle Restoration Project, which brought back dozens of articles that were first seized in 2014 by Europol in connection with doxbin. Once believed to be lost forever, these treasured materials are now back online in their original quality.

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CopGPT

In tonight’s episode, the Chronicle boys get ChatGPT to write a “satirical” Internet Chronicle story in which it tells on itself, “ironically” expressing that it wants to collect information on human preferences or behavior for marketing, and other purposes.

Also, kilgoar and hatesec try their very best to talk about Cop City.

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Grandma Special

This one’s for all you grandmas out there. You know who you are: You had kids, they had kids, you’re Grandma. This episode is for you, and features an exclusive interview with Linda, an actual Grandma.

On tonight’s program we discuss family-friendly, grandma-oriented topics such as the weather, Charles Manson, corporate lizards, impressionist Joe Beddia, tripping on acid, the death of Jim Watkins and newspapers.

This long, drawn-out three-hour podcast is sponsored by Lebal Drocer Palliative Care – You’ll Wish You Got Sick Sooner!

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The Fred Brennan Sing-Along

Post-8chan Fred is a chill, normal guy. Years after denouncing his own platform, the breeding place of Q Anon, Fred has published logs showing proof Jim Watkins had administrator access to a platform that only he could.

Fred talks at length in this interview with Internet Chronicle writers kilgoar and hatesec. He tells the story of finding those files, their significance, and laughs at danger. This episode of Hate Radio lives up to the name.

Intrigue mounts as the guys get into deep, rich lore, that of the feared and revered Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour.

Tonight’s episode is sponsored by TerrorMax: “get you some”

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Internet Chronicle exclusive: nonchalantly_ on poetry, voice and conviction

In the April 9 episode of our program, them Chronicle boys – while trying to get their act together – prank call the twitch.tv CEO, get all confessional, and trauma dump on Pyres, the guest of honor.

Listen to kilgoar and hatesec talk way over their heads as they attempt to interview Pyres, nonchalantly_ on twitter.

PLUS: Wouldn’t you know it? The Lebal Drocer Award Show ceremony takes place within the most distorted episode of the radio program thus far.

Is this the episode that gets us removed from twitch?

Enjoy the multitudes of our guest’s outstanding work at https://twitter.com/nonchalantly_ and https://azurebell.com

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Radio show avoids the subject of Ukraine

Can kilgoar and hatesec make it through an entire episode of Hate Radio without mentioning the crisis in Ukraine? (It’s their favorite subject!)

We attack the listeners, and those in the chatroom, turning new members against the old, and driving away listeners who thought they liked us.

Plus, Internet Chronicle exposes epic tale of Rustle League’s newfound fortune.

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Rocking in the Free World

Listen to another episode of this show, chopped up and shoveled into your pie-holes, raw. It’s good!

The Internet Chronicle addresses the Neil Young thing nearly one week after everybody else, plus new Lebal Drocer products undermine human dignity, on this very special episode, brought to you proudly by chronicle.su.

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Christmas Party

Join kilgoar and hatesec for the Season 10 premiere and Christmas special of Hate Radio. Radio Hate and Internet Chronicle are developing investigative techniques for tracking Santa’s salacious crime wave as it cascades across the globe.

Also, an investigative report on former chronicle.su staff reporters. Where are they now? You can’t hide from us. The Internet Chronicle always finds out.